When Rob Lowe first toured the country in '03, he was privvy to this spectacular list.
All I ever needed to know I learned from watching Rocky
- If you want to do something well, you need good music playing in the background
- Even though you might be smaller, you can still win (though you'll probably end up with brain damage)
- Friends do because they want to do
- We CAN get along with the Russians
- There's nothing wrong with being afraid
- Mickey loves you
- You're gonna eat lightening and crap thunder
- Don't lift heavy bags of dog food when you're 9 months pregnant
- Don't put Paulie in charge of ANYTHING (aka, Never let your accountants steal all your money)
- A robot can be a perfect companion for a bum.
- Sometimes your best friend can give you a black eye
- James Brown has still got it
- When your friend is getting the ever-lovin' tar beat out of him, THROW THE TOWEL!
- Russian chess players are bad losers
- Spirit wins over steriods
