Rob Lowe has been in the news lately for various reasons. Interestingly enough I'm not actually following the storylines, but I will get periodic updates from my students and other teachers who know of my friendship with the wooden Rob. The ordeal has been hard on Rob, and I wanted to try to cheer him up a bit and get his mind off of the real Rob's troubles.
This is perhaps a little known fact about Rob Lowe, but his favorite drink is Hi-C Ecto Cooler! We at Van Cleef Manor have decided to sacrifice our swimming pool this summer and instead convert it to a giant Ecto Cooler storage system for Rob. He couldn't have been more touched by our gesture! I know in my heart that his spirits were lifted, just knowing how much my housemates and I care for him...
My only concern is this: how long will it take Rob to drink a swimming pool's worth of Ecto Cooler? Perhaps we should refer to it as Ecto Pooler in the future...
(sorry, I had to make that joke at least once...)
